English class, anyone?

the next time you wish to post comments on FB,
please, just for once, think about this entry.



Okay.
I'm sick of this.

Facebook has been chewed up and spit out like
bad bacon by people of the world. Why? The bad use of
English, the act of retardedism and most
importantly, the disgusting and unfathomable
pictures of you guys acting cute.

Puffing up your cheeks DOES NOT make you look
cute. It just emphasises on how you're trying to
hold back a burp. You look like a pufferfish. A
moronic pufferfish.

Taking a shot from the top is alright, but do not
ever open your eyes super wide and act cute.
Never. It freaks people out, gives hentai lovers a
description of how you're begging to get your face
sprayed all over with cum. Oh yeah, you look like
a dog too. My dog. So bark?

DO NOT EVER DO HAND GESTURES. It just
symbolises on your stupidity and how you are
trying so hard to speak 'Retard' in sign language.

euu; miie; blahblahblahinserthereenlongatedword.
They are creative, so to speak, but when you write
compositions, you don't spell them like that, do
you? I'd rather you take the time to spell every
word correctly and leave a good impression on
foreigners, than leave your dimwit-slime all over.

Get your grammar and vocabulary right. "Love
hurts", not "Love hurt".

What is up with the how "moii" thing? Moi is a
french word - stop abusing that word, lest the
french invade. Do you actually use that word in
your real life conversations? Do you know how to
pronounce it? And if you do, it's not "mu-oi".
It's "muah", you moron.

I merely want you all to change for the better of not
only the country, but for your own sake too. But
hey, read on.

Whoever doesn't sign admits the fact that he/she
has condemned himself or herself to my list of so-
to-speak dumbpricks and/or crackheads. Inducing
on that fact, you are also welcome to my full list of
insults, garbage and junk. If I have offended any of
you, you are a loser as you are easily agitated by
just a silly opinion of mine.

To my friends: If you do type/act like the above,
please try to change. I'm not forcing, just
requesting. If not, bah.